Nepeta Leijon is a great character from the webcomic called "Homestuck". If you know her, then you know how amazing she is. Simply put, I love her a lot. In fact, I say that she's the best and most important character in the webcomic. Let me explain to you about the Nepeta.

Nepeta is a catgirl that hunts to eat. Her blood is olive colored and she's represented by the Leo sign. She is the Rogue of Heart, or the Relocater of Emotions and Soul. Her moirail Equius Zahhak exists. But he's not important. Nepeta is. So why do we need Nepeta in reality? Good question.

With Nepeta in real life, things would go a lot better. For me, personally. Sorry this is a selfish petition. I love her a lot and would like to have a Nepeta GF.

If not then Meulin is fine. Meulin GF would actually probably be better. But I want Nepeta. Nepeta can run for president and win, you know. Who wouldn't want a cute catgirl? I really want a cute catgirl. I want Nepeta. A lot. Okay? Here's what's gonna happen if this gets signed and god does let Nepeta be real.

I am GOING to meet Nepeta at the airport. She will say my name loudly and run up to me. I will hug her tightly and tell her I love her a lot. She'll say she loves me, too. That hug will be the best damn hug in the world. She and I will go to my house and hang out for a great while. Please I beg of you sign this and make it happen.